Houston dwelling female drinks in the nude whilst pining after Rose McGowan and watching films.
I found a Joel!

I found a Joel!

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rachel-h:

malformalady:

Albino Florida soft shell turtle(Apalone ferox). Florida softshells are the largest North American softshells. The Florida softshell is likely to be found in large sinkhole ponds, large lakes, and large karst springs and their slow-flowing, vegetation-choked river channels.
Photo credit: Snakes at Sunset

I got to touch one of these a few months ago. Feels like the turtle is wearing a soft, squishy leather jacket. It’s great.

I honestly thought this was gonna be a thing about animal abuse cause at first I thought someone had put a condom on an entire turtle.

rachel-h:

malformalady:

Albino Florida soft shell turtle(Apalone ferox). Florida softshells are the largest North American softshells. The Florida softshell is likely to be found in large sinkhole ponds, large lakes, and large karst springs and their slow-flowing, vegetation-choked river channels.

Photo credit: Snakes at Sunset

I got to touch one of these a few months ago. Feels like the turtle is wearing a soft, squishy leather jacket. It’s great.

I honestly thought this was gonna be a thing about animal abuse cause at first I thought someone had put a condom on an entire turtle.

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Listen carefully. Everyone make mistakes. But if you committed a sin, you have to make an atonement for that sin. Atonement, do you know what that means? Big Atonement for big sins. Small Atonement for small sins.

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itmakesnosense:

The most honest advert in history…

itmakesnosense:

The most honest advert in history…

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gothharrystyles:

hands down the best scene from any movie ever ever

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captcreate:

Me flirting.

captcreate:

Me flirting.

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internetgf:

i feel like i got a virus from reblogging this

internetgf:

i feel like i got a virus from reblogging this

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intersouls:

This exact moment in Charlie’s angels is so iconic in my life

intersouls:

This exact moment in Charlie’s angels is so iconic in my life

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arinshanson:

Cute Kitty Makeup Tutorial!

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